Kevinisms

Kevin is saying the funniest things lately. I'm trying to write them all down, but a lot of them are slipping through the cracks of my memory before I get a chance.

One day we were in the car, and out of the blue Kevin reached over, shoved his thumb in Heidi's mouth, pulled it out, and put it back into his own mouth. I asked him why in the world he had done that, and he replied, "Heidi just stole my germs from me, and I wanted them back, so I put my thumb in her mouth and squished the germs back onto my thumb and put them back in my mouth."

"I have a ear confection. Actually, I don't have a ear confection, I actually just have a lot of wax."

(At the library) "Can we go to the children's infection (i.e. section) now?"

He got his hands on a little piece of sidewalk chalk and wrote all over one side of the van while I was buckling the girls in the car. When I got to him he was just finishing writing his name on the hood.