Keep Thou My Feet

Kevin got to talk to my dad on the phone last night before he went to bed, and he had a lot to say. He told him all about TV shows and movies he has seen lately and places he has been. Ryan and I were cracking up at some of the things he was saying. Then came this gem:

Kevin: So, we have a new vacuum. Yeah, it's a white vacuum. It's just so we can vacuum the poo off the floor.
(Ryan and I burst out laughing at this point.)
Kevin (to us): Guys, stop being silly. Don't . . . just stop being funny, okay? Sorry, Grandpa, they're just kidding.
My dad: They're kissing?